Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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