I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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