I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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