Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
