JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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