He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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