There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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