is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
