We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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