My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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