Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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