either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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