We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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