id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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