so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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