I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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