why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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