You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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