the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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