wat bout pragnant strippers??
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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