only if we run a train.
done.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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