So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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