Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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