It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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