so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
