Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's shark week go big or go home
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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