I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
