So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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