OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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