Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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