Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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