I got her a Nickelback box set.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
