R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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