I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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