After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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