But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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