unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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