I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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