tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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