Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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