Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
That's how pantless uber rides happen
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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