where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Randomize
