I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
