You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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