Non-Jews are for practice
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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