You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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