But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
