apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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