Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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