you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he puts the penis in happiness.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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