She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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