Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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