The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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