god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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