I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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